footballers...or fecalfeliacs?

An extraordinarily good match deserves praise. On the flipside, an unusually poor match deserves heavy derision for its utter shittiness.

Greece vs. Sweden

The current European champions vs. the country with arguably some of the hottest fans in the world. Both teams had something to play for...or should have.

Holy fucking shit, that was one of the worst matches I've ever seen in my entire goddamn life!! It would have been more pleasurable to have a blind sufferer Tourette Syndrome perform acupuncture on some of those more....er....sensitive areas with rusty nails.

But don't take my word for it! Please allow Alex (yes, he's the one in the middle), my Gay Satanic Hippie football expert to give his careful analysis of the match:

What a horrible game, Greece - Sweden.

I have a theory as to why this game was so horrible. Both teams, Greece and Sweden, usually get by by pooping on teams who are much better then them by disciplined, defensive play. So the other team usually tries to make something happen, and they poop on it, thereby frustrating the other team with the stink and then scoring one or two after corner kicks or free kicks cause they are so fucking tall. After that goal, they really stink up their half of the field by putting 11 people in their own box.

Yesterday, the game was so horrible because two poopers played each other. They just both stood there and pooped on each other. It was a giant Football scat video, two teams and one cup, if you know what I mean... When Greece was playing the ball back and forth for minutes in their own half, they couldn't get anything going cause Sweden made no effort whatsoever to attack them or play any type of pressing. They just stood there with 11 men in their own half and did absolutely nothing. In that situation, Greece just does not have the skills to make something happen, like the real good teams do. They got a big dose of their own medicine, so to speak. In other words, the pooper got pooped upon.

Now, Sweden won because they do have some individual class. As far as I am concerned, Defense, Midfield and goalie kinda evened out, prime time poopers on both sides, but then in the attack you have Ibrahimovic/Larsson vs. Charisteas/Gekas. I think that says it all why Sweden won.

So, to sum it up, while both teams are big time poopers, Sweden actually has real skill up front, and that made the difference yesterday. The first goal was played beautifully by Ibrahimovic of course but also by Larsson, who played the pass.

I couldn't have said it better myself.